It takes a special talent to fail in a genuinely spectacular fashion. Intentional failure is just a repackaging of rebellion, completely lacking a profound spontaneity with its disingenuousness easily sniffed out. Intentional failure lacks the mystique of an unimaginable outcome that no one saw coming.
Most important, the genuinely spectacular failure possesses the possibility of being reinterpreted as an achievement. All it takes is a shift in context. Take the object pictured below.
Its humble beginning was that of a sourdough starter combined with a variety of ill-advised ingredients and questionable methodology that all proved catastrophic to the intended outcome– a loaf of sourdough bread. The result was a brick-like object which is bullet-proof, sulphuric acid-proof, with a density only slightly less than a black hole. Clearly a freak of invention that defies physics, definition, or logic. The potential for its use is only limited by the feeble capacities of the imagination. Of greatest concern to humanity is that this marvel doesn’t fall into the wrong hands. For now, it is best kept in a secure, secret location, buried in the local landfill, until future civilizations can dig it up and find an enlightened purpose for this marvel of failure.